May I bite you?

May I bite you?

all is not well in waffleville

all is not well in waffleville

you’ve got time

you’ve got time

you have one life, don’t waste it trying to be a cat

you have one life, don’t waste it trying to be a cat

is martin scorsese out of touch as he turns 80, or is it just these memes

is martin scorsese out of touch as he turns 80, or is it just these memes

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

this description is way too accurate

this description is way too accurate

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

beefy

let’s break bread together

let’s break bread together

turtle burglar

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning

robot vacuum issues

robot vacuum issues

he doesn’t want to maim you, he’s just disappointed

he doesn’t want to maim you, he’s just disappointed

oh so that’s what i’ve been doing wrong

oh so that’s what i’ve been doing wrong