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Asked To Switch Seats On The Plane Because…

Asked To Switch Seats On The Plane Because...
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engineered for stealth naps and dramatic stares
engineered for stealth naps and dramatic stares
singing wrong lyrics should be a talent show
singing wrong lyrics should be a talent show
engineering in progress
engineering in progress
I climb into bed
I climb into bed
“Beware of Dog”…fence already lost the fight
“Beware of Dog”…fence already lost the fight
Energy? I left it in my 20s
Energy? I left it in my 20s
no cake? big mistake!
no cake? big mistake!
pee happens
pee happens
Survived 3 plot twists for “stir occasionally”
Survived 3 plot twists for “stir occasionally”
Dairy: your creamy shield
Dairy: your creamy shield
Water fight 2.0
Water fight 2.0
veggie-cutting workout
veggie-cutting workout
“This bee’s sus”
“This bee’s sus”
didn’t fly south, just walked there in style
didn’t fly south, just walked there in style
nature’s reminder that we’re all doing okay
nature’s reminder that we’re all doing okay
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