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OCD Vampires

OCD Vampires
they were warned
they were warned
This is how birds are born
This is how birds are born
Always listen to a smart woman
Always listen to a smart woman
obviously yes
obviously yes
Employee of the month multiple times
Employee of the month multiple times
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
Seriously, why won’t you stop hitting yourself?
True caring
True caring
My heart… is thawed
My heart… is thawed
My new jogging pants
My new jogging pants
Better than the live-action remake, tbh
Better than the live-action remake, tbh
So realistic
So realistic
Shoulda seen it coming
Shoulda seen it coming
Just wait until she speaks
Just wait until she speaks
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
He just needs to find his perfect pizza match
And together they will conquer the dog park
And together they will conquer the dog park
this+guy+gets+it
this guy gets it
this+is+how+i+became+the+fun+uncle
this is how i became the fun uncle
i%26%238217%3Bll+give+it+the+%26%238216%3Bole+college+try
i’ll give it the ‘ole college try
how+many+breadsticks+have+to+be+consumed+to+get+this+drip%3F
how many breadsticks have to be consumed to get this drip?
Join the conversation
there%26%238217%3Bs+a+reason+fans+follow+my+page
there’s a reason fans follow my page
the+dream+life
the dream life
all+it+takes+is+the+burden+of+being+awake+to+set+off+my+anxiety
all it takes is the burden of being awake to set off my anxiety
adding+%26%238220%3Bitalian+mcdonald%26%238217%3Bs+skeleton%26%238221%3B+to+my+bucket+list
adding “italian mcdonald’s skeleton” to my bucket list
why+would+you+even+have+a+cat+if+you%26%238217%3Bre+not+kissing+their+tiny+soft+forehead%3F
why would you even have a cat if you’re not kissing their tiny soft forehead?
Clever+riddles+without+answers+to+test+your+mind%2C+not+body%2C+but+maybe+soul
Clever riddles without answers to test your mind, not body, but maybe soul
my+plants+are+my+children
my plants are my children
this+is+my+emotional+support+steak
this is my emotional support steak