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To Parents

To Parents
Babe…I can’t sleep.
Babe…I can’t sleep.
Flamingo on the beach.
Flamingo on the beach.
And I usually do.
And I usually do.
Dug!
Dug!
My student loan policy.
My student loan policy.
How to cut a pizza.
How to cut a pizza.
Sailor Freddie Mercury
Sailor Freddie Mercury
When your school bus breaks down in Harlem.
When your school bus breaks down in Harlem.
A little horse.
A little horse.
Forrest Gump made me mad.
Forrest Gump made me mad.
Now that you have a hamster…
Now that you have a hamster…
Never thought that could happen.
Never thought that could happen.
Sunnyville nudist colony.
Sunnyville nudist colony.
Where Do You Think Your Parents Went Wrong With You?
Where Do You Think Your Parents Went Wrong With You?
Oh Jimmy.
Oh Jimmy.
poo+with+a+view
poo with a view
starts+with+a+%26%238220%3Bt%26%238221%3B+i+think
starts with a “t” i think
if+only+powerball+dreams+came+true
if only powerball dreams came true
i%26%238217%3Bm+sure+this+exists+in+some+game+somewhere
i’m sure this exists in some game somewhere
Join the conversation
the+last+thing+the+crabs+is+the+power+to+read
the last thing the crabs is the power to read
she+knows+you%26%238217%3Bre+watching
she knows you’re watching
I+regret+to+inform+you+the+internet+has+memes+about+beyond+meat%26%238217%3Bs+coo+biting+off+the+tip+of+another+man%26%238217%3Bs+nose
I regret to inform you the internet has memes about beyond meat’s coo biting off the tip of another man’s nose
decided+to+type+%26%238220%3Bhelp+i+acc%26%238221%3B+in+google+and+this+is+what+i+got
decided to type “help i acc” in google and this is what i got
don%26%238217%3Bt+ask+him+if+he+wants+a+salad
don’t ask him if he wants a salad
smile+and+nod
smile and nod
women+inherit+the+earth
women inherit the earth
give+us+a+kiss
give us a kiss