My kind of workout.
Snowman about to get messed up.
We all have that friend.
You don’t own a tv?
Uhntss uhntss uhntss
Whenever you feel sad…
What my friend says when he’s trying to hit on a straight guy.
Official script for The Interview
Not all people are bastards.
How to share a chocolate bar.
It’s only fair…
Chick Fil A does not muck about with C19, et al.
Peace remains optional.
A blessing on your head, mazel tov!
Join the conversation
I choose dinosours, personally.
Where did you come from? Where did you go?
The movie Poltergeist used real skeletons in the pool scene, allegedly.
The last Qantas 747 flight draws its Patronus before it retired from duty.
Don’t you dare violate my lunar rights.
Bah [will] ram you.
I would watch the new Crime Stoppers season.
It’s time to reopen the chvrches.