The original Michelin Man, circa 1907

The original Michelin Man, circa 1907

*pretends to answer phone*

*pretends to answer phone*

this is incredible

this is incredible

maybe a mini horse?

maybe a mini horse?

you’re activity is pointless

you’re activity is pointless

just another reason to avoid chipotle

just another reason to avoid chipotle

Is there a bad way to prep potatoes?

Is there a bad way to prep potatoes?

villains don’t need exercise

villains don’t need exercise

’90s kids cartoons have nothing on ’70s warning ads for kids

’90s kids cartoons have nothing on ’70s warning ads for kids

begin the debate

begin the debate

you tell him it was the right door, though

you tell him it was the right door, though

and don’t even think about using the microwave!

and don’t even think about using the microwave!

we drove out of lubrication

we drove out of lubrication

this story deserves an a+

this story deserves an a+

and we all mumble along

and we all mumble along

date night