"Even if you can’t use it it’s fun to have."
Don’t poke my tripwires.
Girl at the beach thought my son was cute. I think he knows what he’s doing.
Martin Shkreli has a bride in hell
You were so preoccupied with whether or not you could, you didn’t stop to think if you should.
You’re just on the wrong planet
A fan asked Bill Murray to sign his Forehead , he responded beautifully.
Just act like nothing happened.
Three Stages of Drinking
Eyewitness corroborates Ryan Lochte’s robbery story
The border between Canada and the U.S.
Party hard wayne
The days before cigarettes
Life tip if you ever feel lonely