How to escape a sinking car
How I look when I have a girlfriend.
Life is a troll.
I HAS A HAND!
Whenever someone calls me ugly…
You fell down… would licking help?
Literal Party Rock Anthem.
A hipster walks into a bar you’ve never heard of.
Raise my hand…
Waking a cat is equal to 30 years of mediocre karma.
Never go full jerk.
Keanu cosplay is getting way out of hand.
I would listen to the Billy Buscemi crossover.
Join the conversation
Sounds like a relatively good time…
WHY DON’T YOU WANT HIM
Seems like a real page turner.
I’m honestly not sure which group I’m more worried about…
Love yourself, if you’ll allow it.
Listen lowercase mike, you seem like a nice guy and all…
I’m about to do what’s called a pro breeder move.