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My ironic fortune cookie

My ironic fortune cookie
TEH COCAINE IS NICE HERE. YES, VERY NICE.
TEH COCAINE IS NICE HERE. YES, VERY NICE.
That’s so raven.
That’s so raven.
You again…
You again…
I’m a jerk.
I’m a jerk.
Whisper dirty things in my ear…
Whisper dirty things in my ear…
THE (angry) BIRDS!
THE (angry) BIRDS!
We’re going to Petco.
We’re going to Petco.
Metamorphosis.
Metamorphosis.
Words.
Words.
Kitty troll.
Kitty troll.
Please enjoy responsibly.
Please enjoy responsibly.
I want to believe…
I want to believe…
Talking cow.
Talking cow.
I am the .01%.
I am the .01%.
Whatever you’re doing, it’s working..
Whatever you’re doing, it’s working..
Gary+Bean%2C+a+dogs+best+friend.
Gary Bean, a dogs best friend.
Get+thee+hence%2C+scurvy+strawberry%26%238230%3B+HAVE+AT+YOU%21
Get thee hence, scurvy strawberry… HAVE AT YOU!
It%26%238217%3Bs+not+even+a+planet%26%238230%3B
It’s not even a planet…
You%26%238217%3Bve+got+a+bright+future%2C+kid.
You’ve got a bright future, kid.
Join the conversation
Not+all+war+is+hell.
Not all war is hell.
Teacher+asked+kids+why+they+love+their+families
Teacher asked kids why they love their families
Advertisement+for+a+South+Pole+expedition+circa+1907
Advertisement for a South Pole expedition circa 1907
The+banknotes+of+Venezuela.
The banknotes of Venezuela.
The+dirt+of+life.
The dirt of life.
Beware+the+keepers+of+the+tofu%26%238230%3B
Beware the keepers of the tofu…
Don%26%238217%3Bt+worry+about+other+peoples+food%2C+bud.
Don’t worry about other peoples food, bud.
Penny+needed+a+hammock.
Penny needed a hammock.