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My ironic fortune cookie

My ironic fortune cookie
Gonna jack you all up.
Gonna jack you all up.
I’d make a break for it..
I’d make a break for it..
It’s the most evil thing you could ever do.
It’s the most evil thing you could ever do.
Listen to your therapist.
Listen to your therapist.
Some kids are odd.
Some kids are odd.
Imagine the unlucky employees having to hand(le) his return.
Imagine the unlucky employees having to hand(le) his return.
When you’re mad, but there’s cake
When you’re mad, but there’s cake
THE FORCE! I CAN FEEL IT!
THE FORCE! I CAN FEEL IT!
2018 Russian Presidential Results are in
2018 Russian Presidential Results are in
Tony’s gonna stand on an egg.
Tony’s gonna stand on an egg.
When master fluff calls your bluff…
When master fluff calls your bluff…
There are two types of people in Colorado…
There are two types of people in Colorado…
First of all, how dare you?
First of all, how dare you?
These are Christopher Robin’s Real Stuffed Animals on Display at the New York Public Library.
These are Christopher Robin’s Real Stuffed Animals on Display at the New York Public Library.
Living with a fox
Living with a fox
Will+work+for+idiots.
Will work for idiots.
The+original+plankster.
The original plankster.
I+feel+like+everybody+wants+a+piece+of+me.
I feel like everybody wants a piece of me.
Hipster+Marty+McFly.
Hipster Marty McFly.
Join the conversation
Wow.
Wow.
No+comment%26%238230%3B
No comment…
Words.
Words.
When+I+go+fishing%26%238230%3B
When I go fishing…
It%26%238217%3Bs+all+on+you+Kevin.
It’s all on you Kevin.
Birthdays+then+and+now.
Birthdays then and now.
Then+it+hit+me%21
Then it hit me!
The+worlds+first%26%238230%3B
The worlds first…