Why?! You said you wouldn’t be back till TOMORROW!

Best not breath at me…

*pays taxes anyway*

…but look how united they are!

Maggie Smith, through the ages.

Life is short, by Jack Dorsey.

DIY cat door 2020

Cheap entertainment!

You know what you do? You go buy yourself a tape recorder and record yourself for a whole day. You might be surprised at some of your phrasing.

C’mon, guy… let’s move past this already.

Circa 70s conversation pits need to make a comeback.

DIY Homer’s spice rack from the Simpsons

*phoooomp*

People believe in themselves a little too much, it seems, sirca 1902.

And that’s just fine right now, Stu.

Crocheted anatomy.