I’m not good on the phone…

I like my coffee dark and bitter.

Tiger spa day.

Amber remembers.

Dedication at its finest

Stephen Hawking enjoying zero gravity

Go ahead, make my, day.

If slavery was a choice.

Wurst advice ever.

Guns and abortions.

Kanye West lately.

Telltale Signs of a ♉

Jurassic Park Director’s Cut

When I’m suspicious of my friend after he convinces me that the best way to cure hiccups is to put on a silly hat.

Then I was like babe I ain’t no cheetah

Don’t trust it if you don’t want them…