Straight food baby

Where the idea for the new lightsaber in the Star Wars trailer came from.

I ATE MY DOG. TASTE WAS GOOD.

I <3 you potato.

I AM GROOT (swing)

Things to do after you die.

Take that, dentist…

The story of Shay (almost) eating a corn fritter.

Something to think about…

The world today

George R.R. Martin, ladies and gentlemen

This must be how the protesters think the deliberations went amongst the grand jury

The Humble Squirrel

Stay away from my family!

I’ve never been a heroin addict.

It’s the season at Target.