I’ve never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

I've never seen a thin person drinking Diet Coke.

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Elmo need a tickle?

Elmo need a tickle?

My posterity will not forget this generosity…

My posterity will not forget this generosity…

There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.

There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.

She mad.

You literally can make that up, Joey.

You literally can make that up, Joey.

What an interesting predicament.

What an interesting predicament.

The vampires are doing science.

The vampires are doing science.

Ban teleprompters!

Ban teleprompters!

The child is a got dam gymnast.

The child is a got dam gymnast.

$35,000 computer that probably won’t even run Chex Quest.

$35,000 computer that probably won’t even run Chex Quest.

Oh lorde, here we go again…

Oh lorde, here we go again…

Gets me every time…

Gets me every time…

People called Brad have it easy.

People called Brad have it easy.

Let the journalists journal.

Let the journalists journal.

ðŸ‘ï¸ðŸ‘„ðŸ‘ï¸ tell me I’m beautiful.

ðŸ‘ï¸ðŸ‘„ðŸ‘ï¸ tell me I’m beautiful.