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I’m a monster….

I'm a monster....
from jack to snack attack
from jack to snack attack
mic’d up, lawyered down
mic’d up, lawyered down
“Talk birdy to me, handsome”
“Talk birdy to me, handsome”
Pawsing for the pic was not in his contract
Pawsing for the pic was not in his contract
whoo’s panicking? not me. haha
whoo’s panicking? not me. haha
Oreo-verwhelmed
Oreo-verwhelmed
You shall not bounce!
You shall not bounce!
Caught between glam and sham
Caught between glam and sham
bark side of the breeze
bark side of the breeze
Welcome! Now leave.
Welcome! Now leave.
The real glow-up
The real glow-up
Hands? Optional.
Hands? Optional.
No scoop is safe with gulls on duty
No scoop is safe with gulls on duty
“I LIVE FOR THIS MOMENT!”
“I LIVE FOR THIS MOMENT!”
jurassic bark
jurassic bark
Girls+vs.+boys.
Girls vs. boys.
A+tragic+romance+story.
A tragic romance story.
6+reviews+of+Earth.
6 reviews of Earth.
How+to+order+fast+food+like+a+boss.
How to order fast food like a boss.
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%26%238230%3Band+then+I+ate+a+panda.
…and then I ate a panda.
I+need+a+taco+holder.
I need a taco holder.
Eat+your+veggies.
Eat your veggies.
Dear+owls+mating+outside+my+window%26%238230%3B
Dear owls mating outside my window…
Socks%2C+sandals%2C+my+dad.
Socks, sandals, my dad.
Only+in+America.
Only in America.
My+wallet+before+Valentine%26%238217%3Bs+Day%26%238230%3B
My wallet before Valentine’s Day…
How+do+you+decide+who+to+marry%3F
How do you decide who to marry?