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The worst part about circumcision is the hypocrisy.

The worst part about circumcision is the hypocrisy.
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My wallet is like an onion.
My wallet is like an onion.
LQL.
LQL.
Political candidates.
Political candidates.
Don’t be this guy.
Don’t be this guy.
Repeat until rich.
Repeat until rich.
1st world snowman.
1st world snowman.
For the cost of a cup of coffee a day…
For the cost of a cup of coffee a day…
Matrix origami.
Matrix origami.
Relationship status.
Relationship status.
So I hear you like bad boys…
So I hear you like bad boys…
Douchebag merit badges.
Douchebag merit badges.
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out.
How to tell if your contacts are inside-out.
My friend thinks he’s smart.
My friend thinks he’s smart.
Kitten of the corn.
Kitten of the corn.
Epic popsicle sticks.
Epic popsicle sticks.