The worst part about circumcision is the hypocrisy.

The worst part about circumcision is the hypocrisy.

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#ban knees

Grandma is looking out for you…

Grandma is looking out for you…

Imperial (noun) – a small pointed beard growing below the lower lip.

Imperial (noun) – a small pointed beard growing below the lower lip.

Different folks, different bridges

Different folks, different bridges

We all know someone like this in the office…

We all know someone like this in the office…

Fighting two battles at once

Fighting two battles at once

All day every day.

All day every day.

Superman in the 50s

Superman in the 50s

The flop-eared guinea pig prepares for flight…

The flop-eared guinea pig prepares for flight…

The pizza delivery business model in a nutshell, brother.

The pizza delivery business model in a nutshell, brother.

Jill just trying to do her job

Jill just trying to do her job

Florida gonna Florid

Florida gonna Florid

Glowsticks in a blender is my new happy thing.

Glowsticks in a blender is my new happy thing.

The Tule Tree in Mexico has the girthiest trunk of any tree in the world. It could be anywhere from 1,200 to 6,000 years old.

The Tule Tree in Mexico has the girthiest trunk of any tree in the world. It could be anywhere from 1,200 to 6,000 years old.

Gotta eat them all!

Gotta eat them all!