Jeff "bout to take ya chick" Goldblum

Jeff "bout to take ya chick" Goldblum

not all heroes wear capes

not all heroes wear capes

this sounds sadly plausible

this sounds sadly plausible

food has always been art

food has always been art

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

the look on the seagulls face is priceless

we all laugh together or no one laughs

we all laugh together or no one laughs

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

can we talk about how he named his cockatiel Stormageddon?

you can only choose one to save the day, who is it?

you can only choose one to save the day, who is it?

she needed a paw patrol break

she needed a paw patrol break

let freedom ring

let freedom ring

i need this movie now

i need this movie now

i’ll take the chicken

i’ll take the chicken

not a terrible idea, honestly

not a terrible idea, honestly

the car knew, too

the car knew, too

like a build-a-bear

like a build-a-bear

i didn’t want to laugh, but then i laughed

i didn’t want to laugh, but then i laughed