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How most of my phone calls went today

How most of my phone calls went today
soupersize me
soupersize me
a pain in the gas
a pain in the gas
scammer spammer
scammer spammer
penning it in
penning it in
dam it all!
dam it all!
swearing to care
swearing to care
life is but a dream
life is but a dream
ke-drawnu reaves
ke-drawnu reaves
yawndry
yawndry
receipt defeat
receipt defeat
finding a plug
finding a plug
exhausting idealism
exhausting idealism
joint lesson
joint lesson
assembling the fellowship
assembling the fellowship
surreality
surreality
She%26%238217%3Bs+actually+lovely%2C+bro.
She’s actually lovely, bro.
Good+talk%26%238230%3B
Good talk…
Come+and+get+it%2C+bitches.
Come and get it, bitches.
WAIT+A+MINUTE%21
WAIT A MINUTE!
Join the conversation
Turtles+got+the+short+end+of+the+beach.
Turtles got the short end of the beach.
Kids+love+pyramids%21
Kids love pyramids!
Your+tax+rupees+at+work%21
Your tax rupees at work!
It+is+not+well%26%238230%3B
It is not well…
It%26%238217%3Bs+fine+to+be+a+lil%26%238217%3B+sus.
It’s fine to be a lil’ sus.
Beware+the+peanut+vendor+wearing+his+suit+of+peanuts%2C+circa+1895.
Beware the peanut vendor wearing his suit of peanuts, circa 1895.
Served+with+an+ice+cold+glass+of+malk%2C+brotha.
Served with an ice cold glass of malk, brotha.
Can%26%238217%3Bt+trust+them+with+the+salad%26%238230%3B
Can’t trust them with the salad…