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The pros of having a vegan girlfriend

The pros of having a vegan girlfriend
too cool to read, too chill to sit
too cool to read, too chill to sit
treasure found in the algorithm’s basement
treasure found in the algorithm’s basement
the asteroid was just Plan B
the asteroid was just Plan B
paws over laws again
paws over laws again
walk in broken, leave reborn
walk in broken, leave reborn
curls full of secrets and solutions
curls full of secrets and solutions
loud, luxurious, unstoppable
loud, luxurious, unstoppable
feathers by Chanel, sass by nature
feathers by Chanel, sass by nature
this family’s group chat must be wild
this family’s group chat must be wild
summoned the dadforce like Pokémon
summoned the dadforce like Pokémon
too empty to empathize
too empty to empathize
Need a ride? Need a mate? Get both.
Need a ride? Need a mate? Get both.
out of the shop, still saying cheers
out of the shop, still saying cheers
“In 400 feet… tell your child to stop licking the window”
“In 400 feet… tell your child to stop licking the window”
hbfjks
hbfjks
tread+lightly
tread lightly
swamp+things
swamp things
this+would+definitely+increase+productivity
this would definitely increase productivity
is+this+a+sign%3F
is this a sign?
Join the conversation
what+is+this+sorcery%3F
what is this sorcery?
what+year+is+it%2C+really%3F
what year is it, really?
loki+always+makes+the+same+mistake+twice
loki always makes the same mistake twice
i+bet+they+didn%26%238217%3Bt+stop
i bet they didn’t stop
funyuns+is+starting+a+war
funyuns is starting a war
still+a+better+movie+that+jurassic+world%3A+fallen+kingdom
still a better movie that jurassic world: fallen kingdom
without+fail
without fail
ok%2C+karen
ok, karen