In a giant cave in China, there live 21 families. This cave now contains a basketball court and even a school.

You literally can make that up, Joey.

Ban teleprompters!

The vampires are doing science.

My posterity will not forget this generosity…

Gets me every time…

People called Brad have it easy.

*grabs industrial strength Nair*

Honestly, who throws a cat?

👁️👄👁️ tell me I’m beautiful.

Cowboys like us.

The child is a got dam gymnast.

Let the journalists journal.

*dance the dance of your ancient peoples*

Bearly broke a sweat.

There’s a memorial sitting on the Moon for every astronaut who died in the pursuit of space exploration, including Russian Cosmonauts, allegedly.