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The truth hurts

The truth hurts
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Heaven.
Heaven.
Vocabulary in infomercials.
Vocabulary in infomercials.
My daughter’s selling girl scout cookies…
My daughter’s selling girl scout cookies…
I knew it!
I knew it!
I’ll kill you with my puns!!!
I’ll kill you with my puns!!!
Parenting level 439932.
Parenting level 439932.
Sad, but true.
Sad, but true.
I shouldn’t be alive.
I shouldn’t be alive.
I’m Elmo and I know it.
I’m Elmo and I know it.
I hiding.
I hiding.
Magical puberty.
Magical puberty.
I’m late for work!
I’m late for work!
Exercise!
Exercise!
One does not simply walk into…
One does not simply walk into…
What’s the difference between Starbucks & KFC?
What’s the difference between Starbucks & KFC?
For+your+grandmother.
For your grandmother.
Ride+the+rainbow.
Ride the rainbow.
Truth.
Truth.
it%26%238217%3Bs+mine%26%238230%3B+has+my+name+on+it.
it’s mine… has my name on it.
Join the conversation
They+see+me+roll%26%238217%3Bn%26%238230%3B
They see me roll’n…
Should+we+watch+it%3F
Should we watch it?
The+Exorcist.
The Exorcist.
Just+because+you+can+doesn%26%238217%3Bt+mean+you+should.
Just because you can doesn’t mean you should.
Happy+Easter%21%21%21
Happy Easter!!!
Call+911%21
Call 911!
This+glass+has+more+friends+than+you.
This glass has more friends than you.
Mind.+Blown.
Mind. Blown.