The heart of accused vampire Auguste Delagrange. He was said to have killed more than 40 people in the 1900’s
Never trust a chicken
Mr. Trump practices his handhake before meeting with members of the military in Iraq
But… my bootstraps…
You’re not wrong, Walter…
This guy is on to something
USA Today was pretty confident with their Colorado placement…
One Korea is Best Korea poster in Seoul
Eat Tostitos Constantly
Yoda the cat has 4 ears
McDonald’s stock opened 300 points higher this morning…
Look Ron, Muggles love these things!
I was being eaten by mosquitos when my Scandinavian friend handed me this.
David Letterman kept a stack of paper cups in his dressing room, each one representing a completed show
Some parents are better than others.
Why didn’t you answer my calls?
Yes, Yes…. Your sacrifice is acceptable….
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Mullet + Perm?
Shrek the sheep from New Zealand.
Where’s your Oscar?
Dubai in 22 years
Trolls are the best.
This is illogical…
How to tell if it’s hot outside.
An average day with Professor Snape.