As an Italian who runs a pizzeria, I’m DONE with all the hate.

Light it up, Chad.

A village on the Niger River in Africa was losing villagers at such a rapid rate they had to call in the Army to hunt down the culprit: a 22-foot, 2500-pound crocodile.

This sums up the problem nicely.

As for me and my patronus, we will fight the good fight.

JUS ENJOYIN THE GREAT OUTDOORS

That shit ends with me – Louisville, KY, circa 2020

To cucumber is to human.

Gravestone of the Quija Board inventor Elijah Bond. Talk soon, sweet prince.

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I didn’t realize dogs could join Antifa.

Sending complaints to police unions be like…

I would read this book.

The Soviets trained dogs to blow up tanks. They only blew up Soviet tanks…

This is a win win, win situation.

A protesters sign during the AIDS pandemic, circa 1985