When your wife is actually garbage.
The Denny’s tumblr account is no longer legally affiliated with the restaurant.
Apparently after too many beers I decided to mobile deposit this photo as a 10k check. They were surprisingly nice about it all.
I don’t prank well…
Don’t look directly into my third eye.
Water vs alcohol
It’s real in my heart.
Serving and protecing.
This kid Risks.
Yeah that seems pretty accurate, actually.
Extreme bubble wrap challenge.
Canadians are more flamboyant than they let on.
Do you even meow?
Doing my best.
A wholesome NYC experience.