Deciding not to have kids is selfish!

Deciding not to have kids is selfish!

http://infinityandcyanide.tumblr.com/post/85914995788/parents-ugh-newborns-are-awful-i-havent-slept

children of all* ages.

children of all* ages.

Meet Octofsck.

We do not speak of such things, Pinky.

We do not speak of such things, Pinky.

Well, yes actually.

Well, yes actually.

Nail this guy to a cross, amiright?

Nail this guy to a cross, amiright?

A restaurant in Malaysia gives discounts based on how thin you are.

A restaurant in Malaysia gives discounts based on how thin you are.

I don’t recall asking you, guy.

I don’t recall asking you, guy.

y’all nasty…

y’all nasty…

Reach for the stars…

Reach for the stars…

Got dammit Gary, buzz off.

Got dammit Gary, buzz off.

Let us begin…

Let us begin…

Goats are fans of rainbows, it turns out.

Goats are fans of rainbows, it turns out.

The Simpson’s, in a nutshell…

The Simpson’s, in a nutshell…

I need me some grass fed stegosaurus

I need me some grass fed stegosaurus

I blame the Christ, personally.

I blame the Christ, personally.