Don’t tell me I look tired unless you’re offering to carry me

Don't tell me I look tired unless you're offering to carry me

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the power of friendship is undefeated

the power of friendship is undefeated

Somehow being overwhelmed always wins…

Somehow being overwhelmed always wins…

so this is why British people hide their t’s

so this is why British people hide their t’s

would you try a bacon wrapped oreo?

would you try a bacon wrapped oreo?

cricket pizza. would you take a bite?

cricket pizza. would you take a bite?

internal monologue f.m. always has perfect reception and won’t let you change the station

internal monologue f.m. always has perfect reception and won’t let you change the station

this type of dangerous selfie could get you placed on a wikipedia page if you’re not careful

this type of dangerous selfie could get you placed on a wikipedia page if you’re not careful

what competitive salary really means

what competitive salary really means

what i wish the button in the car would do

what i wish the button in the car would do

10 Tweets and memes about parenting that will remind you kids aren’t for everyone

10 Tweets and memes about parenting that will remind you kids aren’t for everyone

i thought a menu was just what i ordered food from, not instructions on who pays

i thought a menu was just what i ordered food from, not instructions on who pays

this man restored this forest. there is still good in this world

this man restored this forest. there is still good in this world

the last halloween at the potter house…

the last halloween at the potter house…

what do atheists say instead of “oh god” during sex?

what do atheists say instead of “oh god” during sex?

this is how you can figure out your odds of getting a phd

this is how you can figure out your odds of getting a phd