I would like to text with this person…

My spirit animal, the mighty sloth

Let’s not forget Curiosity is cruising around Mars with Obama’s autograph

Thanks, Obama.

The thing about being tall…

I am the one with the force

mmm butts

Nuisance body parts

Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory original cast

Opening The Cookie Jar

Never trust a cat on drugs

Accurate

Rack em up.

If only nature could provide some packaging for oranges so that we didn’t have to waste plastic.

That’s sexist!

Man celebrating vote to repeal Obamacare learns he is on Obamacare.