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Throw ya dam phone™️
Throw ya dam phone™️
How to make friends and be interesting to people.
How to make friends and be interesting to people.
It’s just perks *shrug*
It’s just perks *shrug*
What could go wrong?
What could go wrong?
People being people.
People being people.
She’s not wrong, probably.
She’s not wrong, probably.
It’s movie magic, baby!
It’s movie magic, baby!
Be careful whom you fool around with.
Be careful whom you fool around with.
I could do 20 years in this bed.
I could do 20 years in this bed.
Cows have accents, it seems.
Cows have accents, it seems.
Leave Gato alone.
Leave Gato alone.
Feels good to earn it.
Feels good to earn it.
Horses demand feed.
Horses demand feed.
Roll them
Roll them
I could pretend that none of y’all exist, here.
I could pretend that none of y’all exist, here.
School+playgrounds+were+lit+in+the+circa+1920s.
School playgrounds were lit in the circa 1920s.
But+muh+property%26%238230%3B+%28verified%29
But muh property… (verified)
Always+suspect+the+hors.
Always suspect the hors.
Just+Florida+things.
Just Florida things.
Join the conversation
%2Abest+toots%2A
*best toots*
Melania+is+the+new+Karen%2C+pass+it+on.
Melania is the new Karen, pass it on.
All+hands+on+deck.
All hands on deck.
Cardi+B+is+the+new+Gisney+Princess
Cardi B is the new Gisney Princess
Shaquille+O%26%238217%3BNeal+holding+%2412+billion+dollareedoos%2C+circa+1995.
Shaquille O’Neal holding $12 billion dollareedoos, circa 1995.
Control+panels+through+the+years.
Control panels through the years.
Deb+just+wanted+to+get+her+hair+did.
Deb just wanted to get her hair did.
baby+anteaters+are+a+tad+needy.
baby anteaters are a tad needy.