An Ode To Potato

luigi is the queen in mario chess because he’s the nicest character and you always have to protect the nicest

was the gasp for fear of her husband’s safety or for the possible life insurance payout?

CSI: disneyland

don’t try calling the pawlice. there’s nothing you can do about it

it turns out bart and lisa simpson were both bald

there is no better way to fill the void of existence than with a crunchwrap supreme from taco bell

An ostrich pulled carriage being stopped by an officer in los angeles 1930

a real puffin trying to mimic and fit in with a fake puffin on the east coast

You know you’re an elder millenial if…

mario is a hero for doing the same thing that makes shredder a villain. Make it make sense

70 year old grandma at rolling stones concert proves you’re never too old to rock

how you react to stepping on your pet vs how they react to stepping on you

who wore it better?

a true test of will is knowing there are times in life when you have to reign in your desire to initiate a game of leap frog

boba fett is actually pinocchio