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today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

oh no is an understatement

oh no is an understatement

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore