The earth will consume

google ain’t no snitch

it’s not cheese, it’s liquid gold

just waiting for the prices of everything to hit that sweet spot before pulling the trigger

turtle burglar

this description is way too accurate

all is not well in waffleville

reason #1 is pretty obvious

inflatable baby prison

every color means go to a cyclist

As Twitter goes the way of the dodo, here are the best “alternatives” to choose from, if you can call them that…

the power rangers have very patient villains

the rootinest tootinest aliens in the west

the insurance mafia

you’re*

anything can be a breakfast food if you eat it in the morning