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Probably the funniest App Store update I’ve ever read

Probably the funniest App Store update I’ve ever read
Thoughts?
Thoughts?
Earth is a teenager.
Earth is a teenager.
Clever.
Clever.
Catnip.
Catnip.
When sharks make friends.
When sharks make friends.
Five deadly terms used by women.
Five deadly terms used by women.
How the news works.
How the news works.
That’s our chosen one…
That’s our chosen one…
The stages of binary fission.
The stages of binary fission.
OK… but why?
OK… but why?
Interesting!
Interesting!
Don’t freak out…
Don’t freak out…
Drinking problems.
Drinking problems.
Addiction.
Addiction.
Words.
Words.
So+annoying.
So annoying.
Assume+the+position.
Assume the position.
Puppy+fart+defense
Puppy fart defense
Why+%26%238216%3Btock-tick%26%238217%3B+does+not+sound+right+to+your+ears
Why ‘tock-tick’ does not sound right to your ears
Join the conversation
Two+trips+are+for+the+weak
Two trips are for the weak
Gummi+caterpillar+looks+delicious.
Gummi caterpillar looks delicious.
Not+impressed
Not impressed
I+would+watch+this+movie.
I would watch this movie.
All+roads+heal.
All roads heal.
You+do+you
You do you
Sing+praises+in+It%26%238217%3Bs+name.
Sing praises in It’s name.
Kids+will+be+kids
Kids will be kids