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The 3 phases of a banana

The 3 phases of a banana
How did we miss Dennis Nedrey secretly cosplaying Goonies characters this whole time?
How did we miss Dennis Nedrey secretly cosplaying Goonies characters this whole time?
Don’t drink to Kool Aid, please.
Don’t drink to Kool Aid, please.
Zookeeper in the sky, with diamonds.
Zookeeper in the sky, with diamonds.
Found the Parseltongue…
Found the Parseltongue…
Before the orange tips came default on toy guns, circa 1985.
Before the orange tips came default on toy guns, circa 1985.
You’re gonna hate it…
You’re gonna hate it…
Beauty standards thru the ages.
Beauty standards thru the ages.
Wait a minute!
Wait a minute!
Wisdom comes in all shapes and sizes.
Wisdom comes in all shapes and sizes.
The Germans have mastered the fundamentals of marketing.
The Germans have mastered the fundamentals of marketing.
I feel like we could work out some kind of deal…
I feel like we could work out some kind of deal…
Point, counter-point (sort of…)
Point, counter-point (sort of…)
A true legend.
A true legend.
Job shadowing is a blessed thing.
Job shadowing is a blessed thing.
This guy stacks wood.
This guy stacks wood.
Did+you+know%3F
Did you know?
This+is+how+I+die.
This is how I die.
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
You+don%26%238217%3Bt+say%3F%21
You don’t say?!
Join the conversation
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
It%26%238217%3Bs+a+trap%21
It’s a trap!
Words.
Words.
Words.
Words.
That+awkward+moment+when%26%238230%3B
That awkward moment when…
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…