The facial expression gets me every time
Recycling done right.
Dachshunds can’t wait to take a bath.
There are two types of women in the world…
I don’t remember ordering anything…
Just one day out of the year.
The guy we learned about in math class.
How I imagine the South once Amazon PrimeAir starts shipping.
What is your ELF name?
I like pudding.
Doge the Bownty Hunter
This is YOUR fault…
Russia summarized in one sentence.
Rappin’ for Jesus.
If you’re ever feeling ignored…