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Schmidt Sting Pain Index

Schmidt Sting Pain Index
Necessity is the mother of invention, circa 1969
Necessity is the mother of invention, circa 1969
The last picture taken by opportunity before the long sleep.
The last picture taken by opportunity before the long sleep.
Unabridged Genesis
Unabridged Genesis
We need to rethink the supermarket ‘pet’ industry.
We need to rethink the supermarket ‘pet’ industry.
𝕟𝕠 𝕔𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕠
𝕟𝕠 𝕔𝕙𝕣𝕠𝕞𝕠
Life on STD Boulevard.
Life on STD Boulevard.
Be real with yourself and to those around you.
Be real with yourself and to those around you.
Stop it, Chad.
Stop it, Chad.
‘I didn’t need to do this…’
‘I didn’t need to do this…’
Mascots need drinks too…
Mascots need drinks too…
Bug reports are helpful
Bug reports are helpful
Librarians love you.
Librarians love you.
I monch the bread
I monch the bread
Jesus can.
Jesus can.
Sir, your emotional support dog just bit the waiter…
Sir, your emotional support dog just bit the waiter…
Well%2C+it+did+make+a+good+story%26%238230%3B
Well, it did make a good story…
Stay+clean+out+there.
Stay clean out there.
Not+so+fast%2C+bucko.+%26%238211%3B+Maths%2C+probably.
Not so fast, bucko. – Maths, probably.
Meat+the+new+cat%2C+Potato.
Meat the new cat, Potato.
Join the conversation
We+should+give+him+his+own+TV+show%26%238230%3B
We should give him his own TV show…
Danny+Trejo+is+an+example+to+us+all.
Danny Trejo is an example to us all.
%C3%AC%E2%80%A2%CB%86%C3%AB%E2%80%A6%E2%80%A2
안녕
Summon+the+demon+of+the+48ct+crayon+pack.
Summon the demon of the 48ct crayon pack.
I+didn%26%238217%3Bt+sign+a+release+form%26%238230%3B
I didn’t sign a release form…
Spaghetti+stuffed+garlic+bread+is+as+lovely+as+fresh+baked+cardiac+arrest.
Spaghetti stuffed garlic bread is as lovely as fresh baked cardiac arrest.
Smarter+than+the+average+good+boy.
Smarter than the average good boy.
Tauriel+you+ignorant+slut.
Tauriel you ignorant slut.