My neighbor asked to borrow "that big blue sheet I use to rake leaves"

he’s not mad, just disappointed

mom did what she had to do

where are my baby back ribs, kevin?

centaur exterminators are so effective they’ve basically put themselves out of business

crocs for dogs

Adorable. 10/10 – would boop

you definitely want to rethink that, kid

back the blue?

i’m too old for this sh–

representative!!!!

it’s healthy to set boundaries

who, me?

the gift no one wants

are you awake or ashleighp?

coke classic or bust