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So be it, you monster.

So be it, you monster.
The forbidden pizza roll.
The forbidden pizza roll.
Who’s doing the developing?
Who’s doing the developing?
My kijje has freckles on his push beans.
My kijje has freckles on his push beans.
I’d like to meet whoever signed off on this.
I’d like to meet whoever signed off on this.
Hiccups are scary.
Hiccups are scary.
Doris Day circa 1973.
Doris Day circa 1973.
You’ll shoot your eye out…
You’ll shoot your eye out…
Had to kennel the cat. She is not pleased.
Had to kennel the cat. She is not pleased.
Preheat the tomb to 450 degrees
Preheat the tomb to 450 degrees
Can’t wait for Easter dinner at my parents house…
Can’t wait for Easter dinner at my parents house…
Turning right can be hard to do…
Turning right can be hard to do…
You were doing it on your own this whole time…
You were doing it on your own this whole time…
Suspend Verizon, actually.
Suspend Verizon, actually.
They’re evolving…
They’re evolving…
Shine bright like a diamond, Albert Lexie.
Shine bright like a diamond, Albert Lexie.
What+is+this+world%2C+even%26%238230%3B
What is this world, even…
They+do+look+a+bit+Hungry%26%238230%3B
They do look a bit Hungry…
The+problem+with+pizza+delivery%26%238230%3B
The problem with pizza delivery…
My+father+is+Ted+Cruz.
My father is Ted Cruz.
Join the conversation
It%26%238217%3Bs+important+to+addend+history+as+needed.
It’s important to addend history as needed.
The+snozzberries+taste+like+snozzberries%21
The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
Book+%26%238217%3Bem%2C+Doggo.
Book ’em, Doggo.
I+would+go+to+these+games.
I would go to these games.
I%26%238217%3Bm+surrounded+by+imbeciles%26%238230%3B+send+help.
I’m surrounded by imbeciles… send help.
You+weren%26%238217%3Bt+supposed+to+do+that%21
You weren’t supposed to do that!
I+reject+your+nature
I reject your nature
Pre+order+now%21
Pre order now!