% Feeling Lucky? %

My rented tuxedo had an extra tag on the inside jacket pocket to help me get through the wedding.

My rented tuxedo had an extra tag on the inside jacket pocket to help me get through the wedding.
Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.
Uncanny and unrelated; Probably.
What a mogul!
What a mogul!
Release the hounds.
Release the hounds.
Guess whooo?
Guess whooo?
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
Dear God, make me a bird so I can fly far, far away from here.
I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…
I have a sudden craving for smashed peas…
She can do better.
She can do better.
Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?
Won’t somebody please think of the chicken?
Calm down, David; We believe in us.
Calm down, David; We believe in us.
Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.
Steven Spielberg chilling with Jaws. Roundabouts 1975.
The new local dog park checks out.
The new local dog park checks out.
I guess I’m a vampire now…
I guess I’m a vampire now…
We call it the lazy river.
We call it the lazy river.
The duck is a lie.
The duck is a lie.
Well worn knives.
Well worn knives.
There+goes+my+hero
There goes my hero
S+t+r+e+t+c+h
S t r e t c h
A+delicate+procedure
A delicate procedure
An+actual+starfish%2C+probably.
An actual starfish, probably.
Join the conversation
Cough+it+up%2C+Carol.
Cough it up, Carol.
Can%26%238217%3Bt+stop+won%26%238217%3Bt+stop
Can’t stop won’t stop
Loaf+Art.+Each+Color+Was+Layered+to+Form+the+Picture.
Loaf Art. Each Color Was Layered to Form the Picture.
Father+and+son+decides+to+get+in+shape+together
Father and son decides to get in shape together
Another+Child+Star+in+Trouble+with+the+Law
Another Child Star in Trouble with the Law
Consequences
Consequences
Putting+helium+in+bubbles
Putting helium in bubbles
%26%238230%3Band+hell+followed+with+him.
…and hell followed with him.