Attack of the Thesaurus!

A reconstruction of Julius Caesar taken from his bust at the Vatican.

When you’re the only one at the office who doesn’t get the flu…

Here’s the thing about your investigation…

The groun is cold, papi. – Cat probably.

I need the 110 version, please.

He wanted to ride a unicorn before his brain surgery… #makeithappencapn

CTRL-z the bad in your life.

PSA: Planting trees in square holes helps them grow stronger and faster, apparently.

Only remove a few bugs…

Forbidden mayonnaise…

I… was not expecting that.

Got dammit, Dyl…

Now that’s what I call a wooden bathtub.

I can get behind this kind of flirting…

Why did the Bernie cross the road?