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Dodge this, filthy human!

Dodge this, filthy human!
Eggs-actly what my cat predicted!
Eggs-actly what my cat predicted!
certified good boy
certified good boy
Fear me! In about 30 minutes, I’ll arrive!
Fear me! In about 30 minutes, I’ll arrive!
It’s not lazy, it’s minimalism
It’s not lazy, it’s minimalism
my blood type is now marinara!
my blood type is now marinara!
When reality hits and dinner is still missing!
When reality hits and dinner is still missing!
Hope my messenger pigeon will find you
Hope my messenger pigeon will find you
Great, another thing I have to peel
Great, another thing I have to peel
me: it’s like ba dum dum WAHHH, google: no results.please cry again
me: it’s like ba dum dum WAHHH, google: no results.please cry again
Jurassic gel: strong enough to survive the Ice Age
Jurassic gel: strong enough to survive the Ice Age
serving cold soup energy all day
serving cold soup energy all day
we thought the rats were good staff
we thought the rats were good staff
Float through existence
Float through existence
A bold statement in fur-mal wear
A bold statement in fur-mal wear
Fingers shouldn’t be this dramatic
Fingers shouldn’t be this dramatic
Macaroni+%26%23038%3B+G%26%238217%3Bs.
Macaroni & G’s.
Occupy+Twilight.
Occupy Twilight.
Statistics+on+death.
Statistics on death.
Not+sure+if+hot+chick+is+hitting+on+me%26%238230%3B
Not sure if hot chick is hitting on me…
Join the conversation
Realistic+logos.
Realistic logos.
Patience.
Patience.
Thanksgiving+food+pyramid.
Thanksgiving food pyramid.
What+updating+my+status+felt+like+vs.+reality.
What updating my status felt like vs. reality.
Cats+are+jerks.
Cats are jerks.
Home+is+whenever+I%26%238217%3Bm+with+cats.
Home is whenever I’m with cats.
I+don%26%238217%3Bt+always+drink+my+own+piss%26%238230%3B
I don’t always drink my own piss…
Stand+back%21
Stand back!