pet me

pet me

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You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

just when you think everything is perfect your bladder decides to speak up. every time.

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

gonna have to unfollow a lot of things, if we’re being honest

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

oh no is an understatement

oh no is an understatement

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

bats fly through the power of jazz hands. You can’t convince me otherwise

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?

do they make this vest in adult human sizes?