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My boss got all pissed because I had the soup of the day at lunch

My boss got all pissed because I had the soup of the day at lunch
in space, nobody one can hear you in space
in space, nobody one can hear you in space
overheard at whole foods
overheard at whole foods
late to work due to duck parade
late to work due to duck parade
a new breed of cat has been discovered
a new breed of cat has been discovered
helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day
helping to keep the pigs cool on a hot summer day
and there is no middle ground, so don’t even ask
and there is no middle ground, so don’t even ask
walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later
walked into a bank to pick up checks might chop some wood later
When you take your job as a plant parent literally
When you take your job as a plant parent literally
wild birds in australia have learned to curse at people
wild birds in australia have learned to curse at people
it’s never too late to chase your dreams
it’s never too late to chase your dreams
the evolution of superheroes
the evolution of superheroes
they found their life’s purpose
they found their life’s purpose
this is really cool
this is really cool
that’s a big pill to swallow
that’s a big pill to swallow
who is greg and what is he capable of?
who is greg and what is he capable of?
the+problem+in+this+predicament+is+clearly+a+werewolf
the problem in this predicament is clearly a werewolf
technically+she%26%238217%3Bs+not+entirely+wrong+here
technically she’s not entirely wrong here
his+name+was+close+enough
his name was close enough
24+then+and+now
24 then and now
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next+time+i+order+a+burger+im+trying+this+%26%238211%3B+i%26%238217%3Bll+have+my+burger+like+my+fries.+very+large
next time i order a burger im trying this – i’ll have my burger like my fries. very large
what+concepts+did+you+learn+in+high+school+that+are+now+outdated%3F
what concepts did you learn in high school that are now outdated?
it%26%238217%3Bs+the+only+way+to+make+the+calls+stop
it’s the only way to make the calls stop
japan+rewards+employees+who+don%26%238217%3Bt+smoke.+would+this+work+where+you+live%3F
japan rewards employees who don’t smoke. would this work where you live?
fine%2C+i%26%238217%3Bll+do+it+myself%21
fine, i’ll do it myself!
don%26%238217%3Bt+get+me+too+much+credit.+i+will+always+find+a+way+to+miss+it
don’t get me too much credit. i will always find a way to miss it
i+wonder+what+was+in+the+follow+up+telegram
i wonder what was in the follow up telegram
wife+created+sign+to+let+neighbors+know+that+new+grass+was+on+the+way
wife created sign to let neighbors know that new grass was on the way