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To whoever you are today, Happy Birthday

To whoever you are today, Happy Birthday
Costco parking lot when the government tries to convince us there is no shortage of carrots…
Costco parking lot when the government tries to convince us there is no shortage of carrots…
Proposed airline seating POST COVID-19.
Proposed airline seating POST COVID-19.
A N K L E knowledge.
A N K L E knowledge.
*gives gran covid*
*gives gran covid*
Something smells off to me…
Something smells off to me…
Sleep sweet, wee one.
Sleep sweet, wee one.
POST pandemic dating might be extraordinarily emotional.
POST pandemic dating might be extraordinarily emotional.
Ban pillow fighting.
Ban pillow fighting.
Facts are facts, whatever the setting.
Facts are facts, whatever the setting.
Zoom zooooom
Zoom zooooom
*subscribes to Gisney+*
*subscribes to Gisney+*
The reason FedEx stocks jumped this morning, probably.
The reason FedEx stocks jumped this morning, probably.
Get this kid a certificate of excellence…
Get this kid a certificate of excellence…
There’s a new hors in this here town.
There’s a new hors in this here town.
Instinct is as instinct does.
Instinct is as instinct does.
This+means+war%26%238230%3B
This means war…
Can%26%238217%3Bt+tell+if+trolling+or+stupid.
Can’t tell if trolling or stupid.
Best+birth+control+ever.
Best birth control ever.
I%26%238217%3Bm+wearing+a+jacket+because%26%238230%3B
I’m wearing a jacket because…
Join the conversation
When+people+ask+me+%26%238220%3BPlz%26%238221%3B+because+it%26%238217%3Bs+shorter.
When people ask me “Plz” because it’s shorter.
Words.
Words.
Words.
Words.
Rambo+vs.+MacGyver+vs.+Chuck+Norris.
Rambo vs. MacGyver vs. Chuck Norris.
He+must+be+Peter+Pettigrew.
He must be Peter Pettigrew.
Hate+when+that+happens.
Hate when that happens.
Wrong+number+like+a+boss.
Wrong number like a boss.
Forever+alone%2C+level%3A+delicious.
Forever alone, level: delicious.