Oh, well that’s different; I’m feeling better already!

forever 31

Daniel Radcliffe… i mean weird al memes to waste your time with like a surgeon while you eat it with your polka face

i’m a sinner, i’m a saint, i do not feel ashamed

it was just a misunderstanding

adding to my vernacular

hippotato

ancient simpsons

good luck, punks

i think i could at least handle one goose. probably not more

i want to touch the forbidden carpet!

does anyone know how to get chocolate milk out of bedsheets?

don’t even think about it, garfield

comrade cat

there were no witnesses

what fish think when you’re fishing