I deserve this…

I deserve this...

please send help

please send help

The cheeps

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

What is a “disappointed vampire noise,” exactly?

soory not soory

soory not soory

Hoo-rah!

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

Nope. I’m moo-ving out

Doggo 1, young child 0

Doggo 1, young child 0

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

Let’s avocuddle, sometime

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

I like my popcorn with melted stonehenge poured over it

… with a louisville slugger

… with a louisville slugger

Earns $20 million per movie role. Worth every penny

Earns $20 million per movie role. Worth every penny

gator melted like ice cream

gator melted like ice cream

the biggest little pupper in the park

the biggest little pupper in the park

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

eat, sleep, ignore, repeat

The scent of love

The scent of love