The cops would probably investigate me even if they were fake heads.

The cops would probably investigate me even if they were fake heads.

The euros didn’t go well for the Waynes… i mean the royal family

The euros didn’t go well for the Waynes… i mean the royal family

the bird had a right to privacy

the bird had a right to privacy

I’ve always wanted to go ludicrous speed

I’ve always wanted to go ludicrous speed

7th in the marathon but 1st place in my heart

7th in the marathon but 1st place in my heart

are they going to send the public city bus into space, though?

are they going to send the public city bus into space, though?

nothing in this world is louder than your father sneezing

nothing in this world is louder than your father sneezing

well, men, which did you choose? any wildcards out there?

well, men, which did you choose? any wildcards out there?

holy crap

you can do it, max!

you can do it, max!

there’s a lot going on in this customer request

there’s a lot going on in this customer request

the final frontier

the final frontier

summer in portland

summer in portland

this is an actual prison in Denmark

this is an actual prison in Denmark

was it worth the wait?

was it worth the wait?

i’d turn on the human race, too

i’d turn on the human race, too