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Writing is hard.
Writing is hard.
Surprise boy to lift your spirits.
Surprise boy to lift your spirits.
Join us!
Join us!
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
I’d like to report a glitch in the matrix. -Trinity
Why you all mad, tho?
Why you all mad, tho?
This bear naps.
This bear naps.
Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
Actual conversation that actually happened for sure. 100 percent true.
*watches Netflix happily*
*watches Netflix happily*
Permission to cry.
Permission to cry.
Get woke (mew)
Get woke (mew)
Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory
Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders picks up trash on his own in a public park after being elected in 1981, his first electoral victory
Take off from Australia, land in China
Take off from Australia, land in China
Surprises for the drunk one
Surprises for the drunk one
Jokes on me…
Jokes on me…
The Oxford comma, remains, important.
The Oxford comma, remains, important.
Got+dammit%2C+Emily%26%238230%3B
Got dammit, Emily…
Spooky+meat+tentacles%26%238230%3B
Spooky meat tentacles…
He%26%238217%3Bs+been+out+with+Joe%26%238230%3B
He’s been out with Joe…
Fall+fetish+checklist.
Fall fetish checklist.
Join the conversation
Chill%2C+Bill.
Chill, Bill.
I+would+watch+this+Gisney+adaptation.
I would watch this Gisney adaptation.
Thanks%2C+Jackie.+Agree+bigly.+Outstanding+man%2C+this+one.
Thanks, Jackie. Agree bigly. Outstanding man, this one.
Writers%2C+take+note.
Writers, take note.
This+is+guerrilla+warfare%26%238230%3B
This is guerrilla warfare…
Hats+off+to+John+for+being+consistent%2C+at+least.
Hats off to John for being consistent, at least.
This+is+a+thing%2C+apparently.
This is a thing, apparently.
Hello.+Is+it+Mr.+Handsome+you%26%238217%3Bre+looking+for%26%238230%3B
Hello. Is it Mr. Handsome you’re looking for…