Using a sledgehammer to break up the ice in the Scottish Highlands before her morning swim
April fools day as a fully fledged adult…
What if I trademark your hashtag?
The voices of Peanuts circa 1960s.
I’M A MONSTER!
Dark was the night, cold was the ground.
Gravity is a myth
The apocalypse is a team sport.
The cheese-eyed crow sees all.
You need the 8-track add on, which is extra. Duh.
When life mimics art.
Sweeeeeeeet… Where’s my car?
Y’all need Satan in your life.
You are my spirit mammal.