Wasn’t that drunk…

this is how you know you’ve reached peak boring adulthood

oh no is an understatement

You never know. the guy asking might be into penguin onesies

this is what stress looks like. This makes me so uncomfortable

You know Marvel is running out of ideas when Toilet King enters the MCU

today on lies we tell other people to sound more impressive than we are

kitty prison? more like kitty paradise!

looks like toilet snakes aren’t the only thing to be worried about when going to the bathroom anymore

unlimited power!!!!!!!!!

That’s because we are closed and other viral tweets

someone found this shell at the beach with barnacles around it that make it look like a heart

pandas are the slowest creators of chaos known to humankind

the kazoo of civility will bring an end to all political debates around the holiday dinner table

baby squid eggs found inside a seashell

the final resignation that finally forced boris johnson to leave office