Please, mom?

Please, mom?

i stopped buying them because of this

i stopped buying them because of this

cold-blooded girl stealers

cold-blooded girl stealers

*clears throat aggressively until vocal fry*

*clears throat aggressively until vocal fry*

isn’t that what they are..?

isn’t that what they are..?

every need fulfilled

every need fulfilled

we all have a werewolf’s kidney

we all have a werewolf’s kidney

a perfect save

“there can only be one possiblity”

“there can only be one possiblity”

mind yo business

mind yo business

10 Ostrich Memes to Bury in the Sand

10 Ostrich Memes to Bury in the Sand

this story could be published in ANY local paper

this story could be published in ANY local paper

“putting the lay in slayyyed”

“putting the lay in slayyyed”

if birds aren’t real..then this opens a whole new field of questions

if birds aren’t real..then this opens a whole new field of questions

a magician never reveals their secrets

a magician never reveals their secrets

im the richest in the world

im the richest in the world