I was talking to the pig…

I was talking to the pig...

you’ve been chopped

you’ve been chopped

i’d prefer the cupcake

i’d prefer the cupcake

new life motto

elementary school trauma revisited

elementary school trauma revisited

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

i don’t want my apartment to smell like stale beer and cheese too

this is me

what can pixar give feelings to next?

what can pixar give feelings to next?

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

I’m not responsible for me when I’m drunk

grandparents have more fun

grandparents have more fun

never trust l’otters

never trust l’otters

name a more iconic ford

name a more iconic ford

make it stop

i’m canceling my subscription

i’m canceling my subscription

the more rooms you have the more wine you get to drink

the more rooms you have the more wine you get to drink

‘family’